Is this a stress-causing genus?

RECENTLY, A FRIEND OF mine saw a white particle in my hair strand. I don’t know what it is; however, it looks like a wax that had turned into a thread, which was spliced with a one of my ash-blond hair strands. As if it was formerly a non-living creature that acquired life by being a parasite, which scrounges the proteins in my hair.

ESET is no longer number 1?

PROUDLY SPEAKING, THE ESET Smart Security and NOD32 Antivirus have been awarded by the AV Comparatives.org as “The Best Antivirus in Proactive Detection” for 2008. This award goes to the antivirus that can detect threats even before they get recorded in their virus definition database. ESET is the only one among 16 antivirus softwares that has been awarded with the “Advanced+” for detecting unknown threats (click here to see the proof).

However, there is just something with further results that is simply obnoxious…

Presenting the literary folio of…

BEHOLD THE LITERARY FOLIO of The Pioneer! It is titled “Sari-sari store ni Apung Barang” – a collection of short stories and poems classified within different chapters named as follow:

kendi, delata, sitsirya, and iskul suplays

How to have a copy? Well, there are several ways...

How to produce a stylish bulletin board?

TWO DAYS AGO, I spearheaded the team who adorned the bulletin board of the Pioneer. That time, I thought of how to create a stylish bulletin board even if I am not that inclined with painting? Well, the way is very simple…

Contact the best artists in the organization. (In my case, I had Gian Paras and Justin Mandal – both of them are correspondents of The Pioneer.) Then if they ask you what the theme of the board is all about, simply say:

What’s alarming about ESET NOD32 v2.7?

THIS IS ALARMING! I inserted my USB into a virus-infected laptop. That laptop was the “organization’s laptop” of The Pioneer, which contains ten viruses as detected by ESET NOD32 version 3 in our desktop at home.

These are the ten viruses:

Not capable of loving…

I’LL NEVER FORGET WHAT Ruffa Gutierrez said in Desperadas 2. There, she plays the role of Isabela, a woman who tries assiduously to become adroit in managing her money. But what’s notable of her is that she’s not into earnest relationships, and she never bequeaths herself to love. Yes, she may have a lover, but she never confides her time to him. She’d rather have a fling instead…

Friends for sale in ukay-ukay

LONG AGO, I RECEIVED a message saying: Kung ang isang kaibigan ay maibebenta sa ukay-ukay, ibebenta kita sa halagang piso. Bakit? Para lahat magka-chance na makilala ang isang tunay na kaibigang tulad mo....

Isn’t that dulcet and bewitching? Well, I suppose it’s not.

The thought of that message says if a friend could be vended in an “ukay-ukay” – these are the stores that sell low-priced genuine goods because they are cast-off – then the sender would sell the recipient, who is supposed to be his/her friend, for as low as Php1.00 only. Why? So that everyone would afford to purchase that person thus everyone will have the chance to meet a very special, congenial and unfeigned friend like him/her.

My argument: Why would I vend my precious friends if I know there are oodles of people out there who are “USERS”?

Kismet

PEOPLE SAY THERE’S ALWAYS a right person out there for everyone, but I suppose mine got thwacked by a truck! Candidly, this thought was adopted from a text message I recently received. However, the words I used in this blog are expressed through my own style. (Did you notice my choice of word?)

Originally, the simple message was from Irish, a former classmate in BS Nursing. Now, she’s Magnolia’s best friend. I suppose they are classmates too.

From ESET Smart Security v3 to ESET NOD32 v2.7

AFTER AN HOUR-LONG DECISION-MAKING, I finally clinched to downgrade my ESET Smart Security version 3 to ESET NOD32 Antivirus version 2.7.
After all, it was an arduous decision!

ESET Smart Security version 3 is the new generation of NOD32 antivirus. It has a personal firewall and anti-spam module, plus all the features of ESET Nod32. (For the full features of ESET NOD32, Smart Security, and version 2.7 and 3 differences, please click in this hyperlink.) In my computer, it's going smoothly well that I don't have any problem about it.

What I like the most is the Advanced Heuristic, a feature that detects “threats” even before they get recorded into the database of the security center. NOD32 v2.7 also has that, actually.

Using the GUI of the v3, however, is so feasible. I feel like there is no thrill because I am overly protected even in the cyberspace (because I use the ESET Smart Security). As well, it is so beautiful with its sliced lime eyes icon and green appearance, just like this one:

Imbecilic god (Should it be with capital G?)

AMANG SUGA IS THE father of Sinukuwan and Magayon in the show Diyosa at ABS-CBN. The two are sisters who live in Kabanua, the equivalence of Heaven or Paradise in the story. Magayon is the antagonist while Sinukuwan is the protagonist.

Recently, however, Magayon and Sinukuwan had their physiques interchanged because Magayon used supernatural powers, which she acquired from the Aklat ng Propesiya (Book of Prophecy), to do so even without Sinukuwan’s will. Thus, Magayon, sojourning in the body of Sinukuwan, is able to hoodwink almost all and sundry except the characters in this list:

Restoring a dead exhaust fan

BEHOLD THE MIRACLE! FINALLY, I hear the thud of the exhaust fan in the laptop once again. In my recent blog (if you read it), I said that I presume the exhaust fan of the laptop is not working that’s why I bought a laptop cooler from CD-R King. Now, I don’t have to use the laptop cooler always because the fan is already functioning.

April’s new discovery

RECENTLY, APRIL DISCOVERED THAT the Temptation blusher she purchased from HBC could actually be something else. I remember April was not contented the morning she used that blusher because it didn’t turn out the way she expected it to be. However, few days ago, she sent me a message when she read my article in this blog that states she’s not so much happy about the outcome of the product after application. The message read: