Pit bull Confessions

CANDIDLY, I CONFESS THAT I heard there’s an honest politician who hired a lawyer to help him deal with politics. The former, however, is unaware of this purulent veracity: His lawyer is corrupt. People already tried to topple his administration because of his lawyer; still, they failed. The admin is unflinching.

I, conversely, confess too that I know a smartalec professor who plays favoritism in class. He chooses his pet and prefers those who give him presents (”expected-surprise gifts” that would make him smirk). However, one of his student-pets is a backstabber – when the professor is out, the student becomes a dog, biting its master’s pillow. Also, the student never timely submits projects and asks the professor to extend the deadline. The professor can’t oppose.

The Day My Mother Disposed the Oven Toaster

LIKE A MADLY-DRIVEN ANDROID, the policeman who was safeguarding a certain street in the city shouted at a driver. He almost gnashed his teeth when the latter parked his vehicle in front of a mall. Then, the policeman whacked the side of the vehicle that the passengers felt the impact of his steel baton-like hand against it. I knew that because I felt the impact too.

The policeman, obviously, was blown up in his madness. Is it right to whack the vehicle to the extent that the passengers will feel the impact? I suppose it’s not. I know it’s normal for a policeman to be strict and possess the commanding tone in his voice.

Threat caveat for the university and classrooms

THREAT HAS BEEN DETECTED! How bad was that? The message on my monitor concurrent with the screeching pig-like sound of my antivirus program warned me that a “threat” had been detected in my computer’s system. Abruptly, the initial screech was followed by several others. It said, “THREATS HAVE BEEN DETECTED!”

Oh Jesus, it seemed like the threat-populace in the computer system was rapidly increasing! Nevertheless, my security software can solve that. Prompting for action through a neutralize-button, the lucent red pop-up window appeared on the bottom-right side of the monitor saying, “YOU ARE ADVISED TO NEUTRALIZE THEM ALL!”